May 2013
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coreydrakereplied to yourphoto:Pippi Backseat chillin..
Why are your braids so on point? Stop that.
HA! Thanks Corey!!! i had to retrace a few in the front the other day because they were getting a little scraggly…I’m really in love with these things!
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THE DAY i let a bitch come for Shonda Rhimes
..one of THE ONLY writers that is making black characters (who aren’t trifling baby mamas and ghetto birds or funny sidekicks) visible….
is the day ya’ll can sign my death certificate.
What you’re not gonna do is watch shows by and for white folks constantly and justify why them pale ass characters ARE shit and then come for SCANDAL which is about…*drumroll* a...
LOL I feel like I'm the only one on my dash that...
fiercedeception:
bcauseican:
perfectlyimperfectpisces:
spartyzgirl:
c0tt0ncandi:
I LOVED IT!
Here here! I loved it too!
it was the dopeness..got me tingling in my areas and shit…
i adoredddd it
I adored that head Liv got…damnnnnn, it looked fye..
LOL I feel like I'm the only one on my dash that...
perfectlyimperfectpisces:
spartyzgirl:
c0tt0ncandi:
I LOVED IT!
Here here! I loved it too!
it was the dopeness..got me tingling in my areas and shit…
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The Unsure: QUESTION: HOW DOES THAT CHANGE THE... →
amuzed1:
fishnbanjos:
prettysunsets:
We are actual better writers than shonda. No joke. We came up with so much good shit. That was awful. Rowan being the father predictable, olitz breaking up again and fitz groveling back to mellie? predictable. It’s an insult to even compare that to a daytime soap, daytime…
And did anyone really see Fitz literally groveling (sp) to Mellie cause I was...
meghanmarkles:
[keys your car and shanks you] so i heard you were talking shit about shonda rhimes
ok?! i saw somebody say they were a better writer and i’m like “But bitch…you’re not even a better breather…you can’t even ..ugh”
yeah..no.
Folks are sensational as fuck.
I just saw a bitch say they were better writers...
yeah..
Goodnight
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Off of tumblr I go...
2damnfeisty said: that aint uncle ruckus.
I’m well aware that he’s not actually uncle ruckus (or the voice or uncle ruckus)….i’m saying that the way he waddles around and grumbles is reminiscent of uncle ruckus and that’s what i’ve been calling him this season….
Olivia daddy is Uncle Ruckus!!
ak;aslfmaskfj
hahahahhahaaaaa
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Ya'll can sit on tumblr and debate about scandal...
Meanwhile, i’m on twitter lusting over brown penis that is to come, demanding DNA tests for Byron and talking about Liv’s coochie made of diamonds…
Ya’ll need a shot of Hennessy and some Travis Porter
damn
cliquestitsandicks:
She said “Dad” and my whole world was rocked.
We have like 18 Thursdays to wait out Storm Shonda
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fiercedeception said: GIRL PANTIES WOULD HAVE BEEN GONEEEE
he was TEASING, bitch. like…i waited for his ass after that show for like an hour…
God, there were a LOT of crotch shots...i'm...
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Fine Monie...
damn this is embarrassing, but here they come smh
Ya'll be really gettin mad when i talk about Chord...
I’m sorry…
Ima leave Chord Kanekalonstreet alone
I’m really sorry, Chord Washedupstreet
LET ME STOPP
*Waits on Christel to tell me to go to bed*
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I was just remembering the time Robert from Day26...
It was after he cut his braids. And idk why he get messin with me, but we he was
askin for it and i was bout to give it…and i got it on camera…and it was GLORIOUS….
It’s on youtube…
I’m not giving out any links but if just so happen to run up on it….
He look like Johnny DEATH....
He needs to try to be a Pirate of the NAIRabbean and cut that shit off…
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ohhhhhhkayyyyyyyyyyy
I’m leaving…goodnight guys! i love ya’ll! Be good!
Rinse your pink penis off before you use it!!
And remember, it’s like The Game compared to Scandal..
REally short and cheap lookin…
don’t be alarmed
:)
NIIIGHHHHTTT
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Going in the "twerk" tag is like reading/watching...
that shit is a tragedy like fuck…
fiercedeception:
bcauseican:
fiercedeception:
monieinthamiddle:
That’s one of my favorite drinks, now all I’ll be thinking about is that guy’s penis..
Hell i wouldn’t mind thinking about it lol
Shit…if i wanna see something pink, i’ll put on lipstick…
I like my penises like i like my coffee
BROWN…
shit
as long as he’s hitting the right spots i could care less what color
...
monieinthamiddle:
I hope these people don’t think I’m babysitting til midnight. That was NOT the plan.
Welcome to MY world..
fiercedeception:
monieinthamiddle:
That’s one of my favorite drinks, now all I’ll be thinking about is that guy’s penis..
Hell i wouldn’t mind thinking about it lol
Shit…if i wanna see something pink, i’ll put on lipstick…
I like my penises like i like my coffee
BROWN…
shit
Valentina got a forehead the size of freedom...and...
Shit looks like an empty Wal-mart parking lot…
I can’t advocate that shit
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Ya'll...eff this...Chord has a 6 inch track in the...
idc idc idc..
That shit is weave
And it’s not even human…no remy..no virgin…
that is a human/synthetic blend…
Extension Chord is his new name…
I had a few posts that were drafted yesterday...
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I just want that bitch Shannon to choke on her...
She’s the type of bitch that makes you hate cereal…because she’s real live shaped like a Cap’n Crunch box..fuck her
And them stringy ass sickle cell shaped braids..
Fuck her, man
My dash is outrageous...
I just saw a penis being measured by an Arizona can…
idc tho..until penis comes half sweet tea/half lemonade…
I’m still choosing Arizona every single time…hell
cliquestitsandicks:
snortingalineoffsantana:
Wait Christel…remember Cash Flow
i didn’t, but i’m listening now with all this FLA all over it. yesssss t-pain and khaled too.
KNOCK KNOCK
BANG BANG
WHERE DA ASS AT?!
…i mean…CASH..
Where the CASH at.
:)
HEY YA’LL!!
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